I’m going to fucking TRAVEL

I was just watching this short about a quirky gyoza in Kobe, and I’m realizing that if I have a fucking hot Tinder profile (with Tinder Gold), I can get cute guys to take me around all over Asia!

Maybe I’ll have to lie about my age for temporary dates (or not?). But I still have a little bit of youth and juice left in me, and I need to fucking make the most of it.

Sure, I’ll start with US while my job situation dies down. Then in April, I need to fucking GO GO GO.

Time is ticking. Bye bye time.